Archive for the ‘ZeBek Reports’ Category

Who wants to get married?!

Tuesday, February 7th, 2012

Posted by: ZeBekgarbage

This morning I listened to this song via YouTube, and my usb cord while driving in pretty rain,

Now I do not fully approve of all the lyrics in this song, I really do dig André 3000.
Then I get to work and see that my homie Tim has posted,

Prop. 8: Gay-marriage ban unconstitutional, court rules

Love,
ZeBek
HaPy BiRFdaTe biotch. xoxo

Lily Cade texting me in Las Vegas

Monday, January 30th, 2012

Posted by: ZeBek

Ha ha! The funny texts I get from my directors. <3

Lily Cade texting me in Las Vegas

Love,
ZeBekgarbage

AVN Show and Expo

Wednesday, January 18th, 2012

Posted by: ZeBekgarbage

I will be flying to Las Vegas, NV tonight to attend the AVN show and expo. Vegas is one of my fav. places for committing my favorite sin, Gluttony!

For now here are some photos from my 2009 AVN trip,

i  LYKKE LI cking

Self portrait. I love fancy mirrors.

You may remember me from such shows as
MTV’s True Life: I work in the sex industry.
(MTV’s longest running show.)
Good times, zero pay. =P

True LifeMTV ShowsFull Episodes

Partying with porn stars would not be such a chore if I wasn’t missing two of my classes…. Ah, the reality of balancing a career and college. I am extremely excited about some meetings we have scheduled though, so that makes up for the added stress of missing school.

I can’t wait to finish reading The Hunger Games, book two, in my big hotel bed, whilst drinking tea.

More to cum!

Love,
ZeBekgarbage:.
not my dream car. one of my future cars. I'm glossy like an Aston Martin.

Just Saying

Wednesday, November 2nd, 2011

Posted by: ZeBekgarbage

I got this text-
I keep it proper.

Clean Your Vagina,
ZeBek

MTV news quoted ZeBek

Saturday, June 25th, 2011

Posted by: ZeBekgarbage

‘California needs to catch up,’ one gay-marriage supporter says.

That gay-marriage suppoter happens to be, yours truly. Woohoo! Me Loves New York! <3

Read my full quote on MTV News, please.

New York’s Same Sex Marriage Bill Gives Hope To California Residents

Love, and sex, and marriage for all who want it. :)
ZeBek

P.S. The very last quote is ME. teehee.

Wanna Sex Me?

Friday, May 14th, 2010

Posted by: ZeBek

Okay, I’ll go first but then it’s your turn.

Don’t lie, you ain’t gotta be shy. It’s fast and fun.

Age: 24

Sex partners:11 (girls don’t count.)
Giver or Receiver: I’m totally a receiver, but if you ask nicely maybe i’ll be The Giver.
Anal: I’m saving that shit for marriage… and the guy I marry, wont want to do it. ;) So as of now, totally a BUTT VIRGIN! wee.
Male or Female or Trans or Queer: Males & Females and I think maybe even one Q!

Your turn!!
Leave a comment please. =)
Love,
ZeBekgarbage:.
Sometimes i wish i was a tranny.  All i can do is try to look like one. =) Mission accomplished!

Mating Season Has Begun…

Monday, March 22nd, 2010

Posted by: ZeBekgarbage

I like changing with the seasons. In the Fall I start to fatten up for the soon to come cold California weather. In the Winter I enjoy being a fat ass and wearing warm clothes. In the Spring I hear the birds and the bees chopping it up, making shit spicy, makes me want in on it. Summer time is for FUN if ya know what I mean ayyy. ;)

Motivation:

ME nOW:

Me in the After:

I like to float like a boat: Me Spring

I am Dolphin Slick now, and soon I will be rockin’ the boat like so: Into Summer

I’m gonna start working on my fitness, and i’m gonna try to cut back on my fav. deadly sin-

Being healthy and walking around nakies this Summer is my goal.

P.S. I love being thick. Nice hips, lips, and tits. yeaaah baby.

Let’s do this shit yo.
ZeBek:.
BLACK girl meets GIANT pelican. He was Real!! and daaamn am i tanned!!

I’m Not a Virgin Anymore!

Monday, March 15th, 2010

Posted by: ZeBekgarbage & RLOgarbage

*NEW CATEGORY.

I “officially” lost my virginity when I was 17 years 3 months and 15 days old. Jeff and I had been together for 1 year and 3 1/2 months. I’m going to lay it down just like it happened.
First though let’s get in the mood, ya? Listen to Betty Wright tell her story of a young girl making love for the very first time.

Earlier I said “officially” because there was one summer where Jeff and I were groping and groaning in an old ugly beat up mobile home in the middle of Tucson Arizona. The kind of address where you have to drive to your mailbox, and you can’t really walk to borrow some sugar. It was fucken hot, 110 degrees, outside, and inside the covers. He was on top of me, and then for a slight second I felt a poke go in,(oh man… soo GOOOOD!) and I was like okay that totally didn’t happen, 1 inch in doesn’t count for shit.

The “official” one SUCKED so I actually wish I just did it that time in Arizona. Jeff and I planned to do it for New Years, but then we decided we should have a practice round first. So we are both nervous since we’re both about to lose our virginities to each other in a mobile home in Arizona. I was on the pill, AND we used a condom (smartness.) We didn’t play enough four play because we were for some reason in a stupid rush… it didn’t feel right. He goes in slow, and it felt so uncomfortable, and he goes in again, and again, and then I’m like, “okay I don’t want to do it anymore, it hurts, and it doesn’t feel good.” He gets mad pissed, and I’m like “sorry.” He’s heated. He goes and sits at the edge of the bed, and I start crying. Its AWFUL. He doesn’t comfort me because he’s so pissed about his blue balls, and that I’m upset. We fall asleep, me sad, he mad.
The next day next day we try again, in a different room in the haus. Long story short, we fuck off and on for like two to three hours, he comes 2 times, and we used about four to five condoms. It was AMAZING!!!! We fucked, sucked, made love and had sex in so many positions and so many places in that room, we were so loud, and so quiet. That is the day I discovered I LOVE me some sexytimesss! Yesss!!!!!

The end.

So here’s RLO’s story. It’s short and sweet. Pretty amazing.

The Virgin Killer,
ZeBekgarbage:.
.:drama 4 yo mama:.

International. Thats how I like my food and that’s how I like my Women!

Monday, March 8th, 2010

You think I, of all people forgot about International Women’s Day? Hell no. I was just too busy PMS napping. mmm. Deep slumbers before I begin monstrating are ze Best.
While we’re on this subject watch this short FUNNY cartoonie please please please! WATCH ME IF YOU WANT TO LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH.
I stole this video from Star’s FB.
Read our FB comments about this video (after you watch link above)-

ZeBekgarbage: that fucken bitch! ONly thing about her i like is she’s the best messanger- always on point with telling me i’m NOT preggos, and he’s NOT the father. ;)

This cartoon is excellent. I’ve always wanted to do one, i’m glad someone else did!

feel better- warm towels, or like someone recently told me… warm tortillas work too…….
oh! and masturbating or cumming helps, it forces the tissue out faster which equals less pain for you. =0
January 28 at 5:04pm

·Star Castro: yeah jerkin off last night seriously helped!!!!
January 28 at 6:11pm

Star is awesome! Watch her in action-
See Star twinkling. (its only a min. long. sooo worth it!!)

Soo I want to introduce to you Wilma. Noope, not the Wilma Flintstone we all ate as children,

I am talking about Wilma Rudolph.

Click on the link above and read about her.
She was born a premie baby, she was always a sick child and she became the first American woman to win 3 GOLD medals in the 1960′s Rome Olympics for track and field. She raced out of the womb to be able to one day say, she was the fastest lady on Earth. Fucken dope!
I’m sure she didnt get to enjoy her Gold in every town either. =(
Remember The Freedom Rides? Well I highly suggest you pay $10 and park for FREE at the Skirball to see Breach of Peace: Photographs of Freedom Riders by Eric Etheridge.

Shhh, here’s a photo i was able to sneak…
After youre done with this exhibit theres a FREE photo booth and paper for you to post what you’d ride for. Mine says ONE LOVE.

NOW- for some fast honorable mentions. ;)

See, LYNette does know best!

ANNND! You all know my love Deja. I talk about her all the time! =)
So, last week TARINA TARANTINO launched her first ever make-up line exclusively at Sephora, and Deja is in the fucken ad’s!! I can actually say, “thats my homegirl!” I was so excited, the register chick just looked at me like, “okay give me back the magazine.” When you go to Sephora look thru the Tarina book and spot Deja standing tall and beautiful on the first page. <3 You go girl!!!!

Ladies, let me leave you with this,
We have to get along. We have to stick together. We have to love each other. Women, imagine this… if we all worked together? We could totally take over the world. C’mon, lets not hate on each other. =)
Lets make love, lesbian style. <3

Women make the world go ’round,
ZeBekgarbage:.
.:drama 4 yo mama:.

Abortion.

Friday, January 29th, 2010

Should always be a woman’s choice.

I remember having debates in 7th grade about this topic. I won both the pro/con abortion debate. I think the teacher made me argue both sides because I was super PRO choice (still am.)

I signed up for the Planned Parenthood Newsletter, you should too. Its very informative.
Christina Ricci is on the national board of VOX-Voices for Planned Parenthood. She will also be appearing in national ads for emergency contraception.

This week through my emails from PPH I learned about the 37th year anniversary for The Roe vs. Wade case. This is important for all women, read on. Men should also be happy about this case, trust me.
and Today I learned that Scott Roeder was convicted for the murder of abortion doctor George Tiller.
Read the article here, and here, and here.

Click on this ugly mug to learn more about the ugly murder.

Making babies, and having babies is a touchy subject. I know. I am sorry if I hurt your heart by speaking from mine, but just because you fucked up once by fucking, doesn’t mean you should fuck up the rest of your life. You like options and choices, so do I. Let’s protect ourselves and our rights.

Use a condom.

I do what i want!!
ZeBek:.