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I saw some chick on the Bart wearing these awesome ninja shoes while cuddling with her bike.
Then LYNettey tells me she bought some neato shoes that give her ninja running power.
I trust her with my life, and I needed some new shoes that fit, so I got ‘em too! Thanks LYNettey!

So far these shoes are DOPE!
Okay, truth is I had to get this style w/ the top of my feet exposed because i’m too impatient with getting my toes into the other style with top mesh. I quit after trying for 5 min. The ones i’m wearing are easy to put on. They make me want to climb trees like Huckleberry and buildings like Spider-Man!

Now to tell you a wee bit more about LYNettey-
I met her years and years ago at a party in my apt. I cant tell you the full story online, so ask in person… but lets just say this girl is hilarious and SMART with a big heart!
LYNettey is a Berkeley ’09 alumn. She has a B.S. in Conservation and Resource Studies, Society and Environment. She knows about bugs and life and food, oh yeah and she can knit some crazy ish!
see, its a fish!

I’d like to officially welcome her to the iSg crew.

with love,
ZeBek:.

I now present to you- LYNettey!

The Federal Trade Commission (FTC) is our friend. Their mission is to protect consumers like us and make sure companies don’t lie to us. So last week, when the FTC began defining words like “recyclable” and “biodegradable” for products, they laid a big smackdown on companies labeling and advertising clothing and other fabric products as “BAMBOO” – you know, the thing pandas eat:

The FTC pulled a Sherlock Holmes: after numerous investigations, they found out that “bamboo” fibers are actually rayon. I know you all have clothes and stuff made out of rayon, and that’s okay. Just try to stay away from it now since rayon is very harmful for the environment.

When the FTC says something, they mean business. They sent letters to 78 clothing retailers.
iSg believes that real bamboo-bies are better than fake ones. Happy shopping, and remember to always pay attention to those labels!

LYNette knows best,

Valentine’s Day is coming up, and would like to pay homage to the commercial holiday that it is ‘a la mode de aRLO. [The guy in 1:24 is talking about me btw. Gotta love my haters ;) ]

This holiday is pretty much cheesy..but can be deadly too…

Take the Saint Valentine’s Day massacre for example.

“The Saint Valentine’s Day massacre is the name given to the murder of seven people as part of a Prohibition Era conflict between two powerful criminal gangs in Chicago, Illinois, in 1929: the South Side Italian gang led by Al Capone and the North Side Irish gang led by Bugs Moran. Former members of the Egan’s Rats gang were also suspected to have played a large role in the St. Valentine’s Day massacre, assisting Capone.” via Wiki

Gangsta love right derr…and in this rola…

Un día de estos…

<3 R to-the-L-O

We have a lot of learning to do so pay attention, please.

Noun 1. transexual – a person who has undergone a sex change operation

transvestite- n.
A person who dresses and acts in a style or manner traditionally associated with the opposite sex.

Paris is Burning is one of my many answers to a silly question,” what inspires you?”

Madonna has answers to that question too.
Check it-

Willi Ninja is the mother of the House of Ninja.

I remember listening to Madonna in the car when I was 5 years old and my older sister was picking me and my twin up from the babysitters house. Madonna is fucken dope.
Madonna n.
1. The Virgin Mary.

Now watch it again, but different.

Have you heard of The Language of the Fan?

I just thought i’d share all this fun info. with you because 20 years ago today, (February 9-10, 1990) Madonna was filming the B&W video for Vogue at The Burbank Studios.

I highly recommend you netflix/buy/watch Paris is Burning. I’m not gonna say it again so doooo iiiiittt!

The Mother of the House of Garbage,
.:ZeBekgarbage:.

From: the Kat box

and i’m jealous.

<3 R to-the-L-O

with fixin’ that office?

From: the Kat box

iSCREAMgarbage is gonna set up shop in my apartment, Chez ZeBek’s Village.
I have an extra room there and soon the garbage girls will be having meetings in it while sippin’ on some vino.
We’ll take photos and show you our progress, it will also be the guest room since i love having people over.
Our zine is in the making- magazine style yo.
RLOgarbage and the Kat box are on it!

On my grind,
ZeBek:.

Hola Kiddos.
Still skiing in the bunny slopes. Will be back later today.
But in the meantime, here’s some candy from Internet lands.

Is that John Mayer?

Tomato Cat knows Where It’s At

Don’t eat pussy bread, for he’ll give you a yeast infection in your pussy bread.

Ciao!!

<3 R to-the-L-O

@ Walmarts.

<3,
ZeBek

From: the Kat box