Archive for February, 2010

Where to begin!?

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

When you’re on a mission to SAVE THE WORLD , like I am, it becomes very overwhelming to know where to begin. So I propose you start by looking at yourself – inside and out. Big changes need to be made and the small step toward progress begins with you. Just follow my diagram:

I know a lot of you like to eat makeup. Making yourself look presentable and beautiful before stepping out the door is a big component of becoming a better person because it helps to build self-confidence and all that other good stuff. But before you grab that new eyeliner or spritz yourself with perfume, check your shizzle here.
YOU NEED TO BOOKMARK THIS PAGE. Try to check everything you have and use with Cosmetics Database if you don’t want to look kooky like Courtney Love on any day:

Cosmetics Database is run by the Environmental Working Group which is a non-profit organization that does a lottttttttt of research on things. You can search for personal care items that you use on a regular basis and see how harmful or not they are to you and your body. If you find that what you’re using is really bad (like, 7 to 10 on their scale with the score in a red circle), you should consider searching for an alternative via more searching through their website! I think the site itself is pretty explanatory. It all goes back to you taking care of yourself first.

To check and see that you guys are holding up your end of the bargain as good readers, post a comment telling me what rating your favorite product (ie: shampoopies, makeups, toothpastes, etc.) got according to Cosmetics Database and what you’re going to do about it (ie: “keep it because it’s great!” or “dump it because I’ma get a tumor on my face!”). I will chose a random winner and send you a nice surprise. =)

(no, it’s not gonna be Andy’s or Justin’s cockadoodles in a box…)

Last week’s winner was Anon11. Congratz! I’m still working on your 32¢. It’s hard collecting change when you don’t drink soda, you know.

Happy Hunting,
LYNette knows best

RLO’s PIC/VID of the Hump Day! #31

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

Nothin’ but a ‘G’ Thang baby.
G for goat that is…

Goats like to ride on bikes..

Goats like to be commies…

Goats like to be cute…

And SCary!! OoOooo

The END!


a TINY update.

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

We have so much to update this ZINE with soon.

For now we will leave you with this wonderful photo found by the wonderful KAT box.


A million and one updates coming soooon to a country near you!

subject: i want!

Friday, February 19th, 2010

my mom used to chant with this group. one of her friends was a former fashion model from japan. she would say PLADA.

from the Kat box,

Beans, Beans, the More You Eat…

Thursday, February 18th, 2010

Food is essential for all of us for as long as we’re alive and doing what we do. If you have 90 minutes to spare, grab your dinner and plop yourself on the couch to watch The Future of Food on Hulu (for free as long as you create your free account).

I promise there are no scenes that will make you sick, but what you learn will definitely make you think about what you’re putting into your mouth and body. Plus, if ZeBek scared you with Monsanto, this movie will tell you how it all began.
Don’t forget to eat your greens! It makes pooping a lot easier.

Never touch a hippo’s tail:

And 32¢ to whoever can guess what veggie I’m chomping in the pic!

LYNette knows best,

RLO’s PIC/VID of the Hump Day! #30

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

Just another new dance move I’m thinking of incorporating into tentative Bolly-arlo-wood vid… ;)

And message of the day is:


I Want Cunnilingus.

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010

I sleep like a queen on a queen every night. During these dark times (you know, cause the sun is gone) I ponder and ponder til I finally catch the zZz’s and start some real living. In these ponderous times I think of things, and I think of people, ha, I think of nouns.
A noun i can’t stop thinking about off and on like a haunted light switch is Chris Cunningham. He’s young. He’s beautiful. He’s brilliant.

I am curious about what it would be like to fall asleep next to this guy every day/night. What does he think about to wind down? What does he think about while he’s REMing. What does he think about to get himself out of bed? I want to eat hemp cereal with him, I want to shampoo his dirty hair, I want to pair his white socks.
For now, i’ll just go on living like a robot with feelings that feel unreal. And I will sleep like a queen on my queen next to my big black cat, and my mini stack of etiquette books.

Just watch his work and tell me he doesn’t leave you in awe as well.




Le Sigh,
.:drama 4 yo mama:.

subject: (no subject)

Monday, February 15th, 2010

i want a savage skirt like that.

“The Creepiest Place on the Planet.”

from the Kat box,

Wanna 69 with Me??

Sunday, February 14th, 2010

CUM here to listen to the garbage girls, but beware, the music you hear will make you want to fuck, hard, fast, slow, fast, fast, then slooow- FINish.

You wont be able to click this link for long. I suggest you try it now. =)


Lincoln vs. Darwin= 02-12-1809= <3

Friday, February 12th, 2010

Lincoln wins in my book.

Today is Abraham Lincoln’s birfdate. (February 12, 1809 – April 15, 1865)
Abe’s birthday twin is Charles Robert Darwin (12 February 1809 – 19 April 1882)
They were born on the same exact date! How koool.

My birfdate twin (not the sister that came out of my moms vagina 18 min after me.) is
Pete Cashmore! (born September 18, 1985)

Is it wrong that i want to watch my birthday twin fuck/make love to Alicia Keys? Look at Pete Cashmore! He’s soo sexxxy.

If i could marry any chick right now i’d choose Alicia Keys. She’s sexxxy as sex too!!
i cant wait for her new video to come out for Put It In A Love Song I love that song because i love cheese! yummy.

My mini tribute for today’s special day. (click on the photos to read my captions, or just hover over them like youre Marty McFly.)

See!!!! iSCREAMgarbage is EVERYWHERE! Titties. Ice Cream. Abe Lincoln. XXx. I swear i didnt set this up. CRazy!

Happy bifdate Abraham Lincoln! Fuck all you ho's, who are like "lincoln was a racist, he freed the slaves."

Marilyn photo $5, Abe Book $2, Abe post card pre 40's .50 cents. Yes! stayed under 10$

The 2 men of my life. Samhain & Abe.<3

Today is Abraham Lincoln's Birfdate!!!

CATMAN! Dont be scurred, its just a pussy.

So i'm buying coffee ice cream inside, deja comes yelling that Abe is outside and i'm like whaaa? and i rush out and WTF?!!! iSCREAMgarbage IS everywhere.:.

Lincoln melts my icy cold heart. The reason why is crazy. Longish story that i’ll turn into one sentence for now.

I was Abe Lincoln’s psychic in one of my past lives.

Lincoln Lover,
iSg shirt.

Press Play to laugh.