I’ve been having a slight obsession over belugas for the past few days. I think they are my favorite whale right now. I can’t help to think that they can outsmoke me in a bong competition too. If i smoked bongs.
<3 R to-the-L-O
A few years ago when i had a boyfriend (MR.) he made me feel like absolute crap for a bit. It was quite funny too. See our gift exchange during xmas was straight out of an episode from FULL HOUSE. I loved that show when i was a wee babe.
Anyway, so this fool comes to my apt. at fucken 7:30 am or some crazy bullshit like that (i love sleeeezZzeep!) and he’s holding all kinds of awesome gifts and coffee * le sigh* for me. We’d only been together for like two months, and he was a rich kid. So watch this whole episode or just the part that happend to me, MR. is DJ Tanner, and I’m the boyfriend- 6:25-7:15.
So he got me “expensive thoughtful” gifts, and i got him as he said it,”a wine rack? A WIIIINE RACK????” The wine rack was from a vintage shop and i thought he’d love it. I felt like shit, and from then on I decided that any xmas gift i give will have crappy material value, but will contain real LOVE. What is xmas anyway? Especially if youre not religious. I just want to feel loved, material bullshit can help, but its more fun finding non material items that make people happy.
So this year for xmas i got everyone non fluoride toothpaste, natural mineral salt deodorant- no aluminum, and metal tin water bottles. All these are better for you and better for our environment. If these gifts dont SCREAM i love you! then maybe next year i’ll get you an iPod.
Love me, cuz i love you,
ZeBek
December has to be the most torturous month for me because of all the stupid penguins i see EVERYWHERE-from the doctor’s office to a used car dealership. It’s kinda like if crack was everywhere to a junkie. Anywho, happy holidays to all you motherfuckers <3 PS: here's a video of my Belgian counterpart. If only I had more time in Belgium, I would have tracked you down mon monsieur pingoin.
R-L-O
i love elephants.
i love bebe elephants
i love pink elephants.
i heart pink bebe elephants.
this is one of an elephant in the womb. crazy, baby.
neat-o how the mother instinctively knows what to do. kick da baby. kick da baby.
http://www.boingboing.net/2009/10/07/elephant-gives-birth.html
From:
the Kat box
iSCREAMgarbage’s tribute to Brittany Murphy.
Clueless about death.
Circus Liquor.
“The Valley” -North Hollywood, CA
Photo. Make Up. Styling.:ZeBekgarbage
Model:CYNgarbage
I like all her movies, her voice and her looks.
R.I.Peace.
With Love,
ZeBekgarbage
i love how that means orange juice in deutsch.
“according to greek mythology, humans were originally created wiht 4 arms, four legs and a head with two faces. fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate parts, condemning them to spend their lives in search of their other halves.” Plato’s The Symposium
member hedwig? gummie? (goo-mee)
FROM: The Kat Box
Kat introduced to me to Hedwig and the Angry Inch when I was 18 years old. I cried a bunch off and on, inside and out watching this movie. It is also the reason i began doing make up.
This song is so great. Just watch and listen.
Love Love Love,
ZeBek:.
“This is how the world was really created boys nd girls.”
Sholi – All That We Can See from Zeek Earl on Vimeo.
<3 R to-the-L-O
“as part of hte anti-pubic hair committee, i say we petition against the distributor.”
BONus:
“she’s squishing his balls with her rihgt hand and just told him to pose for thte FUCKING camera. he’s thinking about that homely looking bitch that works in the diner down the street.”
From: the Kat box
ZeBek:.
From: the Kat box
