iSCREAMgarbage.com Zine

you can never have enough of baby french bulldogs.

-R-to the L-O

answers from ZeBek’s friends on FaceBook.

Airez- Only in china, it’s a cuisine

Aaron- some do, yes

Jason- if i were gay…. i’d totally have to.

Nic- I have friends that ate pussy until they came out of the closet. They hated it, but were scared of girls like you ripping their face off.
I would assume that if you are gay, eating pussy would be an unpleasant thought. Just like deep-throating dick is to a straight dude.
Is that a gay answer?
What about gay chicks? I bet they love eating pussy.

ZeBek‘s response:
esc. i dig your answer. lets ask more gay guys. p.s. i dont rip faces. i sit on them. :)
hmm. jason. thats a straight answer!
aaron, tell me more.
Airez- chinese dont count. ;) they eat everything!

Jason -i dont know how you could not… definitely love to.

Raisin Hell- for money…

ZeBek-for money? how do you know..?

Salena-Bi-gay guys eat pussy and give blow jobs. Open options are more fun!

ZeBek- hmmmm, do they like eating the puss tho?

Paul-do straight guys like sucking dick?

Nic- Keep in mind that there are straight guys who don’t enjoy eating pussy. And straight girls who don’t enjoy giving blowjobs. Are they gay?

ZeBek- idk paul, you tell me? =)
straight guys who dont like eating puss- show me one so i can ask him why he doesnt.

girls who dont enjoy giving bj’s- from my experience, that shit is too intimate. I only like doing it for guys i like. I think too, theres chemistry involved that can make you want it or not. so thats a tough one…. i like it, but not with just anyone. my answer can get longer and longer, but i’ll stop for now because that wasnt the original question!

RLO-fuck this fellatio/cunninggaylis bullshit. it’s all about ze felching ;)

Nic- I’d say there are sensitive (straight!) guys out there who also wouldn’t eat the puss unless they like the girl. It seems that in America, ppl go down on each other before giving up good ol’ vaginal intercourse. Hence, third base being oral, and home base being sex. I know, I know… Baseball is an American game, so you can make up the rules… Read More… But in Europe, the general feeling is that oral sex is more intimate than sex and usually comes with playful experimentation after you are comfortable with someone that you already have had sex with. In that sense, as a European, I would rather have my gf have had more wieners in her cooch than in her mouth. If the wieners to mouth number outweighs the wiener to cooch number, she’s a ho. That may seem backwards to the kids who grew up in America, but it makes sense to me.

ZeBek -the only reason i would have to disagree to a point on that is that if this bitch has a million dicks in her cooter that can maybe mean in cave man terms that she wants a million guys’s baby…? heh ?
also, brings up Madonna-whore complex.
and i must add, the diff. between euros and americans on sex, doesnt make any one better than the other. Because on this level many would argue that an ant eater dick is GROSS.
now i’m rambling. heeee
p.s. i dont fuck around w/ a sensitive guy who wont eat my pussy. I get mad face and i dig it. i dont give it.

meeeow, ciaao.

Dune -gay/straight/bi/animal, this is something everyone should eat

Josh Gallo-they eat the starfish

ZeBek-hahahaha. josh! yous funnay!

dune- whatever feels good huh? ;)

NOW- this is a my fav. one, read on-

ANON:
I fucking hate eating pussy.

Maybe my ex just had an ugly vagina? I guess it’s possible but I watch porn, I know hers isn’t grotesque. Maybe I’m gay? I guess it’s possible but I do love giant titties raining down on my face.

I called Dr. Drew about it once and he gave me the whole, “Don’t worry, you’ll find a girl one day that you’ll care about so much you won’t even think about it blah blah blah…” Horse shit.

Kinda scary–one day I’m probably going to hook up with a girl and she’s just going to expect me to go down on her. What do I do then? “I’m sorry but I’m just not a fan of eating girls out. No–no I’m straight. How do I know? Just trust me I know. Wait, where are you going?”

Sigh.

And we’re done for now. Would you like to continue? Please do.

I heard that ZeBek’s man would make it rain in the clubs…but not in the living room!

R-to the L-o

RLO and her man got in a big ol’ fight over this burger. Obviously we know who won this round… not RLO, but i did find him! Maybe next time girl.

Love,
ZeBek:.

Dirty Dancing

Like Art Laboe says, Killer Oldies!

Donnie Darko

Do not be fooled by the Donnie Darko soundtrack. The actual disc doesn’t contain the music from the movie, but it does have the score. The 2004 British re-release is the really good one.

Frida

Here’s more info. on the soundtrack.

pelicula lover,

Godzilla should have been #1 dammit…fuck king kong =p

-R-tothe-L O

They gave me a big box of goodies to give away with my zine. Condoms and good stuff alike.
Now I will support them, and you should too. They are awesome as far as I know.

Sign this.
Girls: Just because you FUCKed up, doesn’t mean you have to be fucked for life.
Boys: You never know when youre gonna get the wrong bitch pregnant.

zero abortions to date, but i still like options,
ZeBek:.

Man,
It looks like this whole week is packed with special days. Especially today. Okay, not only is it hump day (someone please hump me.) But its also Veterans Day! I want to give a shout out to all the Vets, including the ones who fix our animals. Today we honor you.

I would also like to mention that today is one of iSCREAMgarbage’s original crew members’ birfdate!
Kat is the one person who has inspired iSCREAMgarbage the most. And that is a true story.

P.S. She’s single. ;) And twenty fo’ years of age. I’m really proud of this hot bitch, she is currently attending Southwestern Law School. Thats right, iSg is gonna have a hot asian lawyer in a couple of years.
Kat- this song goes out to you!! (p.s. I love you.) true story. HAPPY BIRFDATE BIOTCH!!

<3
One of your many Cheerleaders,
ZeBek:. from, little i BIG SCREAM little garbage.

AND NOW I HAND THE KEYBOARD OVER TO RLO. This is in fact RLO’s Hump Day of the Week!

“Pa las k les guste el strawberry”

- R to the L o

I have seen and been to many places in Europe, from island hopping in Greece to grave hopping in France. I’ve fallen in love with food and buildings, people and pigeons, and I must say, one of my most favorite cities in the world is for sure Berlin. There’s something in the air, like that feeling you get from the air in San Francisco, California- it’s just great.

The Berlin Wall is a very important part of the World.

Peace. ZeBek & a Piece of the Wall.

Checkpoint Charlie.ZeBek- RLO- Sara.

Fat Tire Bike Tour of Berlin and it’s history. ZeBek- Sara,- RLO.

The rest of these photos were taken by Escargot in front of The East Side Gallery.
This is the worlds biggest, longest lasting open air gallery. AMAZING! And it is now Protected! yay.

iSCREAMgarbage sticker on a garbage can in front of a piece of the East Side Gallery.

See it?

I’ll leave you with this awesome song. I got to see this band play live when I was 14, def. go see them if you get a chance.
I also rode a train to Paris, France from Düsseldorf, Germany- alone. That was fun.

BERLIN

World Lover/Traveler,

Personally, I like Cartman’s version of Poker face better. But this is pretty good. Actually any other version that’s not hers is pretty good.

-R to the L-O