Archive for September, 2009

RLO’s VIDEO of the Hump Day! #10! (Vibratin talk from Deutschland!)

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009

Craig Robinson Screensaver from Craig Robinson

i guess we should all try sticking a vibrator up our ass. it will change your life!

— R to the L-O

P.S.! Please helo RLO win! Vote, it takes one second. =)

Photo Break! #5

Friday, September 25th, 2009

Adam Rindy and ZeBek Collabos

June 2007: Adam’s Idea. RLOgarbage.
Real,

BTS,

December 2007: ZeBek’s Idea. Deja Mae.
Real,

BTS,

May 2007: for iSCREAMgarbage. The garbage girls.
Real,

BTS,

October 2008: ad with Chayse Evans for Maxim Magazine December issue 2008.
Real,

BTS

This is Adam Rindy. (He’s single and he can party HARD, like staying up, drinking til the sun says hello.)

“I shoot all canon. Not necessarily one kind of canon camera though. I photoshop everything. and I did not finish brooks, for a few reasons, but mainly I just didn’t feel the need to and it was jsut wasting time.”- Adam

Theotis Beasly

Ch Ch Cheeeck itt;

Adam’s Website
Adam’s Blog
Adam’s Flickr

Camera whore,
ZeBekgarbage

RLO’s VIDEO of the Hump Day! #9!

Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009

So this is my last pic/vid before I go to europe. And just wanted to promote my future lifestyle, that of a cougar. i’m already sorta one, but people might confuse that with pedophilia . [=

-R to the L-O.

PS: we’ll be updating hump day while in Europe. So stay tuned next week!
Please VOTE for RLO. it takes 1 second. =) <3

THANK YOU MAMA!

Friday, September 18th, 2009

for giving birth to me and my twin on this so very awesome day of September 18.

Also born on this day Sept. 18:
Dee Dee Ramone

Lance Armstrong

Xzibit

Died on September 18, 1970-
Jimi Hendrix

Past- Sept. 18-– (Thanks wiki.)
1837 – Tiffany and Co. (first named Tiffany & Young) is founded by Charles Lewis Tiffany and Teddy Young in New York City. The store is called a “stationery and fancy goods emporium”.
1851 – First publication of The New-York Daily Times, which would become The New York Times.
1919 – The Netherlands gives women the right to vote.
1943 – World War II: The Jews of Minsk are massacred at Sobibór.
1943 – World War II: Adolf Hitler orders the deportation of Danish Jews.
1948 – Margaret Chase Smith of Maine becomes the first woman elected to the US Senate without completing another senator’s term when she defeats Democratic opponent Adrian Scolten.
1962 – Rwanda, Burundi and Jamaica are admitted to the United Nations.
1975 – Patty Hearst is arrested after a year on the FBI Most Wanted List.
1984 – Joe Kittinger completes the first solo balloon crossing of the Atlantic.
2001 – First mailing of anthrax letters from Trenton, New Jersey in the 2001 anthrax attacks.

Present– September 18, 2009:
NEW MOON (tonight.)
Rosh Hashanah (Jewish New Year.)
ZeBek’s (and her twin sis’) 24th birthday!

-For my birthday I ask that everyone do a Mitzvah, please! (an act of human kindness.)

ZeBek in her birth day suit,

The twin and ZeBek,

Thank you all for helping me love life and for reading my zine. You make me happy. =) I hope to do the same for others.

Xx.

Love and World Peace,
ZeBek:.

P.S.
See you all at my birfdate party on SAturday! <3

RLO’s VIDEO of the Hump Day! #8!

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

Today is a special Arlo hump day because this week marks two important dates for me: Yesterday’s Mexican Indepenence Day which celebrated 199 years of independence from Spanish rule, AND this Friday will be my homegirl’s 24th birfday!

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R to the L o,

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Clean Your Vagina.

Monday, September 14th, 2009

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Photo: ZeBek

It’s almost time for me to get my yearly pap smear done for this year, so I was thinking I’d share some info. about my Vagina, and putangs in general. I’m going to keep this small and sweet.

I LOVE getting face, and I’ve given face a few times.
Vaginas should never taste or smell fishy.
meow. Can you tell I'm going through a fishy phase?Photo: ZeBek

Women, I believe it is our duty to maintain that Vaginas are awesome! Yes, sometimes our pussies smell funky, but NOT most of the time. I know when I exercise, my cooter can smell a bit sour, but thats what showers are for.
I’m a Virgo so I love keeping clean. My pussy is known for being primp and proper.
I’m not huge on hair down there so I’ve been getting it lasered. (Worth every penny.) Some hair is hot too, though.
You are not supposed to use harsh soaps or perfumes to clean your puss. I use The DivaWash to clean my flower.
I make sure that I hit my puss gently with lots of water so it stays au naturel.
If possible right when you get out of the shower jump on someones face, make them lick it and eat it, come, then clean again and go on with your day or night.
Also, if you’re a kinky ass hot bitch, or always on the go, carry unscented baby wipes in your purse. If you’re at the club, or traveling the world and can’t shower, yet the opportunity arises for you to receive yummy oral sex, bust out your wipeys and clean that ish. Everyone will be happy in the end.

More:

Fast and easy to read. Healthy Vaginas.

Pretty Pictures of Pussies:

Car

Cake

Cat

Listen & Learn,

Spread vagina
love and juice.
ZeBekgarbage

Photo Break! #4

Thursday, September 10th, 2009

This chick’s photography is full of the word- AMAZING. Definitely check her ish out. Soo good. I found her thru my friend Ian Reid.

The Cat’s Meow by Sarah de Burgh Photography

Sarah currently resides in Paris, France. She was born and raised there, and has some Chinese in her.

Sarah shoots with:
“either minolta (x-700) or a mamiya (645s) really heavy and
the film is more expensive. I’m not a fan of digital (partly cos I
dunno how to fuck with photoshop) but I have a Canon rebel xti (I
think that its the american name cos its called a 450d in europe).”

Go here to see more photos that are not on Sarah’s photo blog.

This is Sarah: (click on her photo to see her being her.)

Pussy Lover,
ZeBekbasura

RLO’s VIDEO of the Hump Day! LUCKY #7 on 09.09.09!

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009

RLO is a weirdo, just so ya’ll know. She has an unhealthy obsession with penguins. I have proof.
One day I sent her this photo because i thought it was funny.
more photos.)

Okay okay,

Enough from ZeBek…. This is RLO’s day!

“this what happens when you’re fat and you can’t get up on your own”. if you think this is a lucky day or whatever, stop kidding yourself and realize that you gotta make things happen, and it starts off by not being a lazy ass and expecting things to come to you..”

P.S. Vote for RLO’s fART!

P.S.S. It’s Tim’s Birfdate today!! I love this guy. (on the left.) We’ve known him since 9th/10th grade. <3

seven ate 9!,

My First Monster Cock story

Saturday, September 5th, 2009

The 2nd time I met Mr. was in Santa Barbara.
I was visiting my friend at the time (she introduced me to Mr. She hated Jeff and told me I had to stop being shallow and get over peoples looks and give Mr. a chance.) I have had sex with a few trolls so I know for sure I am not shallow. haha. Personality all the way baby.
Anyway, she and I are bar hopping on State St. We’re fuuuucked up and drunk. She has Mr. pick us up from the bar. She’s hitting on his friend who’s riding shot gun and I know Mr. is into me so I start jumping on him while he’s driving. I guess she and I were outta control, because the boys parked the car and made us relax.
We get to his house, my homegirl goes to sleep in his bed and he and I just stay in the living room, no lights on, super quiet.
I’m a horn dog so I ask if I can kiss him, we kiss, I make him touch my boobs. lalalala, stuff stuff stuff. Then we’re laying down on the floor, and he goes to touch my puss and I’m like “I’m on my period.” and he’s like ” ewww”, and moves his hand. I get upset and I’m like, “just move the string!” haha. And he does.

Then I go to touch his private part…. I touch it…, then I say, “You know that thing is NEEEVER going inside me.” I had only touched 1 dick before this and I was scared! It was a monster penis!

We had sex 2 weeks later.
(yes i like big dick, but I guess I’ve also had avg. dick that can satisfy.) heeee
Ladies! Do your kegel exercises!

RLO’s VIDEO of the Hump Day! #6

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009

“Gonna learn some dance moves from this bwoy!”

<3 - R-to-the-L-O