ZeBek Reports on Masturing of the Bating
Tuesday, August 11th, 2009Hi Zebek! My name is Casey and Im a huge fan and I was wondering if I could ask you a question for your zine. I feel super guilty after I masturbate but I always find myself back at it. Is this normal and are there any longterm side effects to doing the dirty? Thanks!
-So I’m not sure if questions like this are real or not, but I will answer them as if they are legit. =P -
ZeBek says:
I will answer your question with a question. Why the hell would you feel guilty about masturbating? If you can answer this I’m sure I can answer your question better. :)
I know in my case if I don’t cum for a long time I start having dirty dreams including vampire orgies and I wake up realizing I’m humping my pillow. I don’t recommend you go a long time with out making some Jamaican jerk. ;)
Nothing will happen if you masturbate except that you may cum.
Now, if you’re having naughty thoughts about kids or animals while you masturbate then you better feel dirty and gross and guilty and after these feelings make sure to click this link.
So know that masturbation is normal. Your mom and dad probably do it, together and separately. Don’t feel bad about it. And when you do feel like shit over it just think of how pretty much every adult in your life does it and maybe someone is thinking of you while they are touching themselves. True story, ask around. =)
For more info. check out this site Go Ask Alice , or email me ( ZeBek@iSCREAMgarbage.com )
Masturbatee,
ZeBek:.











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